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CRAZY FROG – “Axel F”
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Popular: #1012, 4th June 2005
— 25 April 2025 Tom 23 comments

In 2004 I took on the worst project of my professional life; worst in the sense that it was miserable and time-consuming and also in the sense that I did it very badly. A certain mobile phone company wanted to know what their rivals were doing online[…]

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OASIS – “Lyla”
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Popular: #1011, 28th May 2005
— 14 April 2025 Tom 24 comments

The long twilight of Oasis is reaching its end, at least in Popular terms. The 00s took them from the kings of English rock to a drab fixture and finally a running joke, bigmouths promising a return to form which never comes. This is almost the last […]

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Omargeddon: Project Closure Report
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My attitude to creative writing projects is best contextualised by misquoting Zapp Brannigan’s take on pick-up lines: write as many of them as you can, as fast as you can. I know this is probably unwise, yet I feel compelled to start a project goin[…]

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